Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.
Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!
Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.