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An excuse for an embarrassing song in found in one's music library
Person A: "Really man? You have 'Stacy's Mom' on here?"
Person B: "Dude, it's a classic"
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The pinnacle of music, which embodies all the musical theory that has been forgotten in today's music.
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A thing that will forever be cool and worth mentioning on a regular basis
Remember that episode of Simpsons....Classic
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A music genre that has lasted for more than 400 years, and rap is starting to die out after about 20.
Dumbass: Yo, u like Soulja Boy or 50 cent?
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.
Classical is greater than rap, period.
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A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.
Joe let's out a 23 second fart
Jimmy: "Damn, Joe, that was Classic"
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When someone does something ridiculous or funny but is typical of that person so it makes it seem normal.
"Yo! skeeter just took a crap off the overpass onto a cop car."
"Classic"
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The greatest genre of music in existence and perhaps the highest achievement of the human race. Reveals pop music for the appalling fraud that it is and displays transcendent emotion and astounding technique. Classical music is characterized by the following:
1. A great deal of complexity. Modulation, counterpoint, and elaborate orchestration are all commonplace. Time signatures other than 4/4 are hardly unusual and melodic development is the rule rather than the exception. Pieces are typically at least 10 minutes long and occassionally reach hours in length.
2. Seriousness. Classical composers and musicians take their music very seriously. Profound subjects such as the salvation of humanity and genuine joy are quite common while everyday and frivilous subjects are avoided. Skill and quality are more important than image.
3. Implication. Lyrics are relatively rare and emotion is conveyed primarily through the music itself. In stark contrast to pop music, rhythm is almost always implied rather than explicitly stated through sledgehammer basslines.
4. Forms. Musical forms such as the sonata, symphony, and concerto make up the bulk of classical pieces. These forms are shared within classical but rarely, if ever, appear outside it. These forms tend to be composed of multiple movements, usually three or four.
5. Instrumentation. Classical music tends to use certain instruments, such as violins, piano, flute, etc. that distinguish it from other genres using other sets of instruments.
Sarah cringed as she heard the country music on the radio and hastily switched to a classical music station.
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