It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

all lamp, no shade

a more effective way of saying you aren't throwing shade.

Katie: Hey Izzy, I really think you should look into getting a therapist
Izzy: ?!?
Katie: All lamp, no shade.

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!