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Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
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Getting a blowjob in a Mini Cooper.
Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.
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when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)
Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.
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A hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. Better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an Italian Job.
Yo! Bitch worked my nob like she was hitting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an Italian Job.
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Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.
Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.
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When Mark Wahlberg diddles your bum in a PT cruiser
Dude, got so fucked up last night at a club with Mark Wahlberg, and my ass hurts; must have gotten an italian job.
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when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job... while watching The Italian Job
Ayyy yo bitch cum over to my pad and gimme one of dem Italian Jobs right now mophucka......slut
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