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A school you definitely couldn't get into as you can't even spell "League" correctly.
I applied to the Ivy Leauge but I got rejected because I spelled Yail, Kolumbia, Kornel, Dartmuth, Prinston, Harverd, PennState and Broun wrong. I suck.
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The way idiots spell ivy league.
obviously not an "ivy leauge" student
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A group of 8 colleges also known as the "Ancient 8 which are:
Harvard
Princeton
Yale
Cornell
Columbia
Penn
Dartmouth
Brown
These colleges are set apart by the fact that they all play football together and do not award merit-based or athletic scholarships.
Wow... Columbia got crushed by Brown again!
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One of 8 schools that you couldn't get into. At the top of the list is the University of Pennsylvania because graduates from there will and have a social life and make more money that you ever dreamed of.
"You go to Harvard. I'm sorry."
"Yale graduates have no friends in the real world."
"Anyone can buy there way into Princeton."
"Penn is where smart, rich kids learn how to take over the world."
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A police bust involving few drugs of small aggregate value, which is nonetheless newsworthy, because the suspects are students at a prestigious college.
"Operation Ivy Leauge netted seven people including upwards of $11,000 in drugs (street value)." The students. who were near graduation with useful degrees fighting cancer, etc. are expected to be expelled summarily expelled and barred from advancing their careers in science, so that the NYPD can shine it's end of year numbers.