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Pronounced: e-von. An amazing guy. He is a little shy at first but once you get him out of his shell, you will be so glad you did. He is sweet, absolutely hilarious, caring, and knows exactly what to say. He is good at basketball and video games and is usually very attractive. When he finds a girl, he holds on and doesn't let go. He gives the best hugs and is a great kisser too.
woah, he is perfect, must be an iwan.
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This person has a big D and eats booty like chicken
"Hey my name is jan" fuck off you are not a iwan.
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Iwan is the type of guy who brings out your inner “giver”. With his blunt wit and awkward charm, he’ll have you making him a charcuterie board and preparing pancakes for breakfast in no time. He’s not going reassure you, and no he hasn’t listened to your music. Your dog is going to like him more than he likes you.
Oh and horses are jealous of him.
You: “How did he throw that rock so far?”
Them: “Oh it’s because he’s a Iwan.”
You: “why do I feel the need to clean my whole house and cook for this man I’ve never met?”
Them: “it’s because he’s a Iwan”
A god of death and pure destruction. He eats flesh and drinks blood. If you see him you should expect the end of your life. His power thrives on pain. People drop dead after experiencing his wrath.
Person1: What is your name?
Person2: Iwan.
Person1: *dies*
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The act of winking as a desperate measure of making advances towards a girl.
I got iwan'ed yesterday in the hallway
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