Jomb

An alias used by a ROM hacker who creates obscene ROM hacks for the NES.

"Dude, ever play that game Pussy City Pimps by Jomb?"

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jomb

Jack Off Memory Bank

Me: Bro, did you see that girl?
Friend: Oh man that girl is hot. I'm going to store that in my jomb for later tonight.

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JOMBE

Jerk off memory bank

I seen dis bitch i wanna fuck. Instead I'll store her in the jombe and use her for later.

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bager jomb

The inverse of a Jager Bomb. Instead of a glass of redbull with a shot of Jager, a bager jomb consists of a glass of Jager and a shot of redbull.

“My homie took a bager jomb and bit a chunk out of our boys shoulder.”

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JOMB Syndrome

Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.

Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"

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jomb

Anagram for Just One More Book, a reading program for children.

I wanted to help my kids become more literate, so I signed them up for the JOMB program.

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