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The nectar of the gods.
One joose and you're having a damn good time
Two jooses and you're fucked and a half
Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.
Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"
"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."
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drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?"
"drink some joose, buh"
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An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.
The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."
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for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...
snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.
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a drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.
friend1: yo lets get some 40's
friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.
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When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.
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crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!
when these girls drink joose they think they can fly
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