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A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.
A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?
You are one sincere jack in the ass.
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A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
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The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.
one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".
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Jack ass and dumb ass combined
My employee's husband was a jackass and a dumb ass during the corona virus pandemic, a, Jack a da ass.
take that Bytch out of the club and have sex with it
i jacked that ass out of the club and fucked that Ho then bounced with her younger Sister
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1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass
Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses
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Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.
Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.
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