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The name of a lonely person who jerks (or jacks) off a lot.
"Hahaha, look at that Jack King. What a lonely bastard."
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Texas Hold 'Em hand, in which the player holds a Jack and a King of differing, or, "off" suits.
"I called his bluff since my jack king off gave me a full house"
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1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.
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pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT
2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.
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when one masturbates after taking a big long shit on the toilet
Tom: Well after work, I had to go kill off some steam, so I had myself a King Jack in the bathroom
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Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.
Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."
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