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A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.
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A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.
"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"
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Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.
I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.
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The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.
Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!
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A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."
"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
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A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.
Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.
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A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!
Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.
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