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Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")

When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."

by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010