jackapp

An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.

Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!

jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!

Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...

jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG

(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)

Ain't cell-phone assholes great?