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To instruct a fellow jackoff(n) to continue jacking off(v), despite himmerself's better logic.
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The least sexual act an individual can commit.
Woman: What are you doing today?
Man: I'm going to go to a funeral and jack on.
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A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.
Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."
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They are two vine famous teenagers from Nebraska. They also have many good songs like "doing it right" and "flights". Jack Johnson and Jack gilinsky are also very hot.
Girl #1- I love jack and jacks song doing it right
Girl #2- Me too
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The Jack to Jack (Back to Back Jack) Is the attempt to masturbate immediately following a previous orgasm.
I attempted a Jack to Jack but I was to sensitive to continue.
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Person who is kind & wholesome until pushed over the line. Reference to baby JackJack from "The Incredibles" Movie.
Don't keep pushing him. He's going to go Jack-Jack.
Be careful with him. He's got a Jack-Jack personality
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When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.
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