jacob rotschild

this man's family is apparently worth 500 trillion dollars and owns every country's bank.
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.

here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:

all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!

Person 1: oh no jacob rotschild is here to destroy the world!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!

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