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Jacobson

A very restless man in bed that never wants to quit.

That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!

by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010

23πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Jacobson

1) A guy who professes to not be into a certain type of girl such as blondes or tall girls, yet will purposely ask out and date outside of his type when a friend mentions someone he'd like to ask out.

2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.

Cliff was surprised to find out that Aaron Jacobsoned him by going out with a refined girl like Susan especially when Aaron always seemed to prefer trashy women with no morals.

by Sharpie22 March 3, 2009

15πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Marley Jacobson

A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.

The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,

and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wife: What the hell is that?

Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.

Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?

Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 20, 2013

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

by Laskou January 13, 2011

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mrs Jacobson

The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled

Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah

by pastas64 November 24, 2019


Jake Jacobson

A man who often gets called β€œJake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.

β€œYo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson”
β€œMom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”

by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022


Benjamin Jacobson

A furry fox who roams in the nature, and suddenly attacked on his prey. Benjamin is weak and his prey always get passed him. BenJuhMehn then UwU's on himself in pain BC he's BAD! Then watches Anime Porn....

I see a Benjamin Jacobson!!! - Sofia Boop Beep

Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella

by mtaylor23 January 23, 2021