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jak salad

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

by Eszett March 2, 2004

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jak salad

jak salad is a combination of jelly beans and (chocolate) kisses. This recipe was created by (me!) when a sentence in the 6th grade keyboarding book mentioned jak salad and students inevitably asked what it was . . . so I created
J = jelly beans
A = and
K = Kisses

Salad! Incoming 6th graders always look forward to it!

He enjoyed eating jak salad because he had such a sweet tooth.

by S. A. Benham April 18, 2005

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Jak Salad

When a pimp and his bitch are together at the dinner table and the the pimp puts his meat stick in her salad hand makes his own "ranch dressing". Thus after this is performed she then eats it.

All of my bitches be getting a Jak Salad tonight.

by Frankly Dontgivadamn September 20, 2011

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Jak Salad

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.

Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!

by OST110 February 28, 2019