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Jizing around someone's face in a near perfect circle, followed by a swift punch to the nose causing it to bleed. "Jam donut"
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Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.
She goes nuts for my jam donuts!
I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.
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Words used to describe neocons, capitalists or right-wingers. Usually used by culture jammers and partially passive jammers.
That fox news is a real jam donut.
Jam donuts have taken over the government.
If we don’t through out these jam donuts it’s going to stink around here.
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The art of pressure-filling a lady's joy hole with a good kilo of rasberry jam and co2. With the aid of good muscle control a decent amount of distance should be given to watching as the entire pseduo-prolapse comes out at speed. Extra points would normally be given for random streaks hitting the ceiling that looked like God.
Mary loved Tuesdays as Quentin would purchase 10 jars of Asda's finest jam and proceed to squirt the contents into her quim of desire whilst making donkey sounds. Retreating to a safe distance, the Jam Donutting He has just administered was ready to blow
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When you are having sex with a girl and there is blood on her vagina.
I did a Jam Donut on Mina
Please Jam Donut me, sheldon
I love to jam Donut people
I licked her Jam Donut
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Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.
"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."
"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
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ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
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