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1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.
2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.
The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.
1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."
2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."
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When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.
Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.
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To 'Jam Doughnut' is to finger a girl while she is on her period and then sucking and licking their fingers afterwards.
Joe decided to Jam Doughnut Kirby, and licked his fingers in satisfaction afterwards.
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When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.
"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"
"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"
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The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt
Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.
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A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.
She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.
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