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A strange lil town (2020 gmb)

Jamesburg is Jamesburg what can I say

by If I smile July 31, 2019

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Jamesburg

A small (very small) semi-historic town in new jersey entirely surrounded by a much bigger town known as Monroe Township. Per Monroe kids, Jamesburg is the “ghetto / hood” even though that’s entirely untrue and semi-racist. The elementary school is two floors (much bigger than Monroe’s), and though their middle school is a singular hallway, they still have some great teachers AND the students get to go outside for lunch. Their superintendent and principal for the middle school really suck but now apparently they’re putting arts programs and more sports into the schools curriculum with new funding. Overall, when you go through this school system and graduate with 60 of your peers, you make some best friends that will carry through and help you out when you arrive at the Monroe Township high school (which is batshit crazy, unnecessarily difficult and full of drug addicts).

“You’re from Jamesburg? But you don’t look/act like you’re from Jamesburg!”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

by Richie Rich :) May 1, 2020

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Jamesburg Smorgasbord

This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from

we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.

by Donkey Dong February 20, 2007

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Jamesburg,New Jersey

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.

Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021

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Jamesburg,New Jersey

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.

Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021

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