jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

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jam your jelly jar

An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.

Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!

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Jam & Jelly

Used to describe two sisters or two friends, one of which is a discreet lay, the other an easy one.

Do you know the difference between Jam & Jelly? You ever try to jelly your dick in someone's ass?

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Mistook your jam for jelly

When you think one object for something very similar to it.

"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."

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Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.

My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

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