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January 1st

Birthday of the most creative person ever. They are the type of people that will get used to anything and is the nice to everyone no matter what. They maintain a surface level positive attitude even in the worst situations. Go give this person a hug, they'll need it cause they hate their birthday even though it's sounds like the best since it's on January 1st.

Person: January 1st is the best day ever to have a birthday!!!
Birthday Boy/Girl: Wrong...

by HydroPath October 21, 2019

132πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


January 1st

The baddest bitches were born on this day

Hey when is your birthday

January 1st

Damn your a lucky mother fucker

by Stranger things ❀️🌻 July 10, 2020

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


January 1st

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.

I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!

by ae123456 January 1, 2010

39πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


January 1st

National Toe Sucking day

It’s January 1st bois, it’s toe time.

by nmklopvbhjuixcfgtyzsderaqw October 22, 2019

27πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


January 1st

Eat peppa pig toys day (OFFICIAL)
TIK tok famous pig that we need to put on the hop for 10 minutes

PEPPA get in the oven boiii on january 1st

by OliiiDeee October 22, 2019

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


January 1st

Looking tore up or similar to the appearance of a post New Year's Eve hangover.

Damn that girl looks like January 1st

by 18andCounting February 9, 2009

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


January 1st

A day in which @_I_am_aQueen_ on Twitter was born and is now officially the day where all wonderful beautiful human beings were born UwU a complete sweetie pie. Also Capricorn season so we Stan.

Anybody born on January 1st is a sweetie

by Milkismyg October 15, 2019

23πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž