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Its national student day.
Do whatever you want; swear at your teacher, start a fight, skip class.
The choice is your and make the most of it
I swore at my teacher on January 20th
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National sit on the toilet and think of all your mistakes day !
I’m gonna go sit on the toilet and think about all of my sins because it’s January 20th
Jack: Ughh I don’t wanna go to school
Megan: You didn’t here what January 20th is?
Jack: No what is it
Megan: It’s national fake sick day. Everyone’s doing it!!!
If ur born on January 20th ur sweet reliable honest and good looking
For example if sombody says
Hey u look very good today
U say:that’s because I was born on January 20th💕
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Today is the day where you ask someone out and dump them in the same day. So get ready to be asked out and dumped by the same person.
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Birthday of THE perfect anime boyfriend, Anyone born on January 20th is amazing, hot, incredibly intelligent, and very athletic.
Wow you see name over there, yeah they were born on January 20th according to urban dictionary their hot, amazing, intelligent, and very athletic🤩
Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.
January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.
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