January 22

It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.

Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!

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January 22

January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it

Emily: It’s January 22

Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking

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January 22

The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!

Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22

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January 22

January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.

Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*

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January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

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January 22

Fuck everyone you want. 🤪

Dan- hey lets fuck
Alissa-ew,no
Dan- it’s january 22
Alissa-oh kk.

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January 22

The Boys should get treated well by there girlfriends.

January 22 is a good day .

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