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The best people are born on this day and are to be loved forever don't let them go no matter what. They are also adorable.
Karen- why are you so adorable
Voice 2-I was born on January 26th duh!
The day: On January 26th, It's bad bitch day. That's right. Get yourself and your bad ass friends out and PARTY!
The birthday: If you were born on this day, you are an Aquarius. Judging by the zodiac sign for this birthday (Aquarius) You're sweet yet sassy and tend to hide your true emotions. You get jealous easy and can be clingy. You are fashionable and have pretty eyes.
Girl: Hold up. You were born on January 26th?
Girl 2: Mhm...?
Girl: WOW! You must be a pretty bad bitch!
If u r born on this day u r the best boyfriend ever and u looking fucking amazing and banging and ur absolute boyfriend goals as well as an all together amazing person. You make ur girlfriend very happy and she loves u soo much and ur eyes and voice r dreamy.
If u ever meet someone or date someone on this day then ur the luckiest person in the world and u should keep them forever especially cause of their great pickup lines.
Girl 1"i wish my boyfriend was this good"
Girl2"well he's not born on January 26th sooo"
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Let ur bf grab you by your neck and kiss u Dayyyy
January 26th
The Best Day Of The Fucking Year (Australia Day)
Mad Cunt 1: Oi
Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow
Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!
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If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you
Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph
Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one