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Ultimate awesome ladies man who fucks only the best nicest bitches. He has a shit ton of money and is great at practically everything. He loves watching adventure time and kills zombies while owning at table tennis and smoking weed
Jarrah: hey girl wat sup
Girl: hey nothing really wanna hang?
Jarrah: sure girl and just wondering if you wanted to fuck and kill zombies and get high!
Girl: OMG YESSS
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the most amazing girl ever known. the rarest name to match the rarest personality. she's beautiful, funny, and a genius. you'll only see how amazing she is if you truly know her. never let her go.<3
Nick: You went to the dance with Caroline? I thought you were asking Jarrah.
Patrick: No, she went with Parker.
Nick: You really missed out bro.
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Jarrah is a name for a person who lives in the bush surviving on whatever they find, they usually have an immune system so good that not any disease could ever penetrate them.
i heard there was a Jarrah living in that scrub over there
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She is an all round special girl. She normally is very beachy, so has brownish blonde hair and a glowing tanned skin. She is so hot and gorgeous she can actually radiate off light to other people. Boys love her to death and won't consider anyone else, because she is special. Very special. A ra name to suit a rare girl!
Boy 1: see the glowing light?
Boy 2: yeah, must be a Jarrah!
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When you live in Australia so you require your hoe to get in a kangaroo pouch while leaving their ass and legs out so that you can rail them upside down in the land down under. And also they are worst vantage NA.
“G’day mate. I met a fella at the dunny last night and I was crazy randy for him. I took him out back and gave him the dirty Jarrah.”
Ziad Jarrah was the hijacker pilot of United Airlines Flight 93. He, with 4 other people, helped hijack and crash the plane into a field in Shanksville, PA on September 11, 2001.
Example 1 :Ziad Jarrah, we have to do it now.
Ziad: OK. *pulls out boxcutter* Hijack plane!! Hijack plane! Stay calm! We have bombs and guns!!
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A little chubby lard who suffers from autism and thinks he can take on anyone however the kids turn it down due to his disabilities.
Look at jarrah henderson he's smelling his farts again.
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