The area at the crotch of your jeans that pops up when you sit down and resembles a Weiner or Weenie. This can happen to men, women and children alike. For some it is a welcome addition, to others it is an embarassment.
"Man, when I ride my bike I get a huge Jeaner" or "hey did you see that girl's Jeaner? Nasty!"
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Jeaner refers to the ridge or bump created by the folded material of jeans when a woman sits down, resembling a boner.
Either that's a guy, or that's a girl with a really bad jeaner.
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Blazin Jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. It is also a trend that attracts females. Pay attention gentlemen:
Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners
Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners
This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.
Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"
or
Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."
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oh no, jeaneral-chat.. jeaneral-chat is where chaos happens. you do NOT want to go to jeaneral-chat. even off-topic is slightly more sane than those degens, jesus. those people are the REAL definitions of pepegas, more pepega than tavern and those fucking dogs living in off topic
off-topic: BARK WOFO WOFO BARK ARF GRR
jeaneral-chat: says the most stupidest shit no one in mankind has ever heard