Jeden

Jeden is a great guy!
He's very smart, has a huge schlong and is the best gamer there is.
Jeden is better than literally everyone else, and he definitely should be given admin rights in every discord server he is in.
He is good looking, funny, and always cracks the best banter.
Jeden is, long story short, the most superior being in all of creation.

You: "why are you so good at gaming and being funny?"
Me: "It's because I'm Jeden of course!"

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