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The off brand of Heffe, not as funny and can't pull bitches.
Heffe: yo Jeffe why cant you pull deez hoes? Got a small dick or something?
Jeffe: No I just make dad jokes and act super suspicious all the time.
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Name of someone in the Charlotte Athletic ticket office named "Jesse" mispronounced by the elderly as "Jeffe," which in all actuality is way more funny and an overall better name than "Jesse"
"Thank you for the help my dear Jeffe"
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Jeff Jeff, only one in the world that should have his name said twice. Treats woman with respect and does whatever he can for people he cares about. Pretty much the nicest,sweetest guy you will ever meet (but probably wont sleep with) Super Strong, Bad ass (when he needs to be) Jeff Jeff's are all around Awesome. They can usually be seen surrounded by groups of woman but don't think he is a player, all of those woman treat him like a chick just cause he likes Sailormoon and Jane Austen. But if they ever gave him the time or day he would show them what a Real Man is Like (in and out of the bedroom) he is what woman say they want in a man everything rolled up in to one Sexy Beast of a Mighty Man.
Shit..I wish my boyfriend was more like Jeff Jeff
If Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell and a Mother Fucking T-Rex had a Kid... That kid would be Jeff Jeff.
(Some Hot Chick) Man...I'm so Drunk I should try to screw around with Jeff Jeff.. oh wait, he has Morals he wouldn't take advantage of me..Damn.
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Jeff is a state of being. Not simply just a name; A state of existence higher than nirvana.
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an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods
Quotes from Jeff:
“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”
“I don’t know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher school”
*throws papers across the room for students*
“I’m an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,” says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson
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A sneaky fucker. Acts all innocent but then surprises you with a whole storm of everloving shit.
"I didn't expect that from him. It came out of nowhere. Like a Jeff."
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