jehove

To steal or jack something without paying.
This usually involves clothes, money, food, or anything that should be paid for.

Michelle: How much did you jehove in that shop
Antonia: Nah, that indian man was watchinbg me, i couldnt
Lola: I jehoved 4 things
Kenni: Same as antonia, i was shit scared!!!!
Michelle: I got 5, shame lola you fucking whore!!!! xxxxxxx loserrrrrr!!!!!!!

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Jehov

Shortened version of Jehovah's witness.
Pronounced Jee-Hov

Fucking Jehovs are at the door again

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Un-jehoving

The opposite of what a jehova's witness does. Instead of following people around to spread the word of god, you'll run from people to keep your beliefs to yourself.
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"

Jehova's Witness: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about god?
Person who is un-jehoving: No!

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Jehovee

Shortened single word for a Jehovah's Witness. Not endorsed by the church itself.

"Man I'm getting tired of those Jehovees coming to my door so early in the morning!"

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