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jelly up

To be naturaly lucky, or naturaly have things happen in your favor. Can refer to a situation, or a state of life.

Reasoning: If the person who is naturally gifted wtih luck has a piece of toast with jelly on it, and another friend has a peice of toast with jelly on it, if both those peices happen to drop, the person who is naturally gifted with luck will have their peice of toast naturally land " jelly up."

I cant beleive you got out of that parking ticket just by flirting with that cop, your so jelly up.

The most jelly up thing happened today, i convinced my professor he lost my exam when i never took it and he gave me a 85 because he thought that was fair.

by maddiexbabie December 17, 2010

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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 3, 2019

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Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023