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jerk burn

When one masturbates so often they develops friction burns of their genitelia

ie: Jimmy has been jacking off so much he has jerk burn

by demented2 December 24, 2007

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Cincinnati jerk burn

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.

John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.

by nearfatalcheeto January 20, 2013

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