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A euphamism for masturbation.
Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
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Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
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A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
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Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
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having a wank
i was jerkin the gherkin last night
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Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.
"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."
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