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Jerry is my fish. He got eaten by my friend Rebekah. He’s got a place in my heart and a place in my friend Jacobs foot.
Amen.
Me: always jerry will have a place in my heart
Jacob: and in my foot
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A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.
Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerry?
Dude 2: Oh! That's Jerry!
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That one guy everybody blames.
"Look there he goes.... Jerry."
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Jerry was used by the British in the Great War as a nickname for the Germans. One possible origin is that Jerry was thought to be a common name among Germans, like 'John' with Americans. Another, and perhaps the true origin, is that bed pans/chamber pots were called Jerries, and the Germans helmets looked like them, so... Jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the Germans, the French preferred Boche, the Americans, Krauts. Another common one was 'Hun'. The usage of Jerry, and the rest, although I can't say I have seem much use of Boche outside of WW I related things, continued during the Second World War. The gas/water container used by the Germans in WW II was nicknamed a Jerry can. During the Great War, the Germans, when talking to the Englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use Tommy to reference them, while the British, of course, used Jerry in regard to the Germans.
My high school had this great set of WW II books, and I can remember this one story from a veteran that, for whatever reason, has stuck with me. He and his unit had assaulted a German airfield. "We were running around securing the hangars. I passed the door to an office and kicked it open. I tossed in a grenade and the Jerry behind the desk caught it and shouted, "Nein! Nein!" I yelled, "Ja! Ja!" and slammed the door shut."
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A sexy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch wang.
Girl: Look, here comes a Jerry...I'll go ask him out!
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Jerry is such a great person. He's so thoughtful and fun to be around. He does have anger issues and tends to get a little aggressive when provoked. He's funny and a terrible liar, but you can't help it, he's just adorable at those points. He can be awkward at some points but quickly regains his confidence. He's pretty egotistical and super affectionate when in a relationship. Expect a lot of PDA and is adorably clingy when you two are alone. He doesn't really show his emotions, and thinks most people are annoying. He can be quite dense but really nosy it's overwhelming. He treats you like you're the only girl in the world and is really sweet, he will say the most cringy things so you can feel better. He will be there for you when you need him, and is always willing to get down to the bottom of why you're upset. Get yourselves a man like him.
Person 1: Is she dating Jerry?
Person 2: She is. Why?
Person 1: She's so lucky! If I could date Jerry, I would!
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