Jersey Turnpike

Face down ass up dancing.

He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.

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Jersey Turnpike

Slutty dance made popular by Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore.
The instructions for the dance are as follows:

1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.

2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.

3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.

4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"

1) The only dance that girl knows how to do is the Jersey Turnpike, she's so skanky.

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Jersey Turnpike

A dance move. Face down, ass up.

Did you see Deena from the Jersey Shore doing the Jersey Turnpike!

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Jersey Turnpike

A drink where the contents of a bar mat is dumped into a shot glass. Best right before last call

Tony was so drunk last night he actually downed a Turnpike. I puked watching it.

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Jersey Turnpike

The Jersey Turnpike is a dance move practiced by the most famous Deena from MTVs Jersey Shore. It's when you're getting crazy and loud, fist in the air, bringing the house down, and you bend over to shove your ass into a male's crotch area multiple times in a row.

I was in the club, poppin' bottles when I suddenly felt the urge to do the Jersey Turnpike upon this hot guido juicehead.

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Jersey Turnpike

This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.

I gave that whore from NJ a taste of home when I gave her a Jersey Turnpike

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Jersey Turnpike

When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.

The other night I was giving myslelf a jersey turnpike and almost dropped the soap.

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