The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
A young, sometimes small, girl who has bright blue/grey/gray eyes and short black hair. She is a person who is very popular and well known in her school. Jess Mercer is always up for an adventure and prepared for anything. If you ever find yourself a Jess Mercer then make sure you are extremely kind to her to gain the exact same respect as you would want!
Person 1: Wow! Who is that? She is super cute!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!