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A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.
Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".
Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"
Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.
the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money
Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!
Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.
I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.
The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.
*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..
Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?
I don't care, I'd still fuck her.