Jesus Can

a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.

Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary