when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.
"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"
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the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.
gillon: hi lewis
lewis: omfg its a soy sauce jesus, i gotta spam comment asap
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