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Eyedrops that give you a good ol fashioned cornea fucking. Usually used to get your eyes clear after some killer bud
AHH these fuckn jesus tears hurt so good
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Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.
A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.
When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.
Q: Shots?
A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.
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that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....
(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear