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Jet off

To leave a place or situation without the consent of a superior or partner, mainly for the sole purpose of self fulfillment and enjoyment; Usually referring to work or unfavorable events.

Why stay in school today when we can jet off after attendance is taken?

by Jet Off August 28, 2009

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jet off

how to say jack off in a viet accent

do you jet off uncle same i see the porn on yo computa

by bich nigguh March 18, 2008

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jet off

When you stick your dick in a jacuzzi jet. You try and keep it steady while you watch porn or think of hot asians having anal sex. You continue to jet off until you ejaculate in the jacuzzi. There is no need for tissues. You never have a sticky situation on your hands. It may begin to hurt after about 5 minutes but it is well worth it. Like getting a no lube hand job for free.

My buds and I went into the jacuzzi and all claimed our own jets. Some like the soft ones and some like the rough ones. I got the rough one and to jet off I thought of Kikoman sauce being poured all over this hot hasian while she was being butt fucked. It was a sweet thursday night.

by Shuiefer McStalion May 2, 2008

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Jets On/Jets Off

A popular metaphor created by the JETMILK publication signifying the amount of stimulation one is ready to receive. A reference to whether one can handle the jets in a hot tub being on or off.

JETS ON: Accepting of and open to a heightened amount of stimulation.

JETS OFF: Seeking little-to-no additional stimulation; a more chill vibe.

"Hey there's a new bar I wanted us to check out. Are you Jets On/Jets Off today?
"I'm feeling a little Jets Off maybe we can check it out tomorrow"

by lemoncurry98 April 23, 2023