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an old man who believes he can fly and tried and failed.
'my dad tried to jump out a window today. Either he hates life or he's a Jetsky
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You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!
"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"
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When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.
Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.
your missus assumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her ass,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her pussy beging to blow a good firm rassberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing
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What motorboating is to breasts, jeskiing is to the buttocks.
I walked in on Alex jetskiing a girl last night.
A good friend or close buddy. Someone you see on a regular basis that you enjoy the company of.
Guy 1: Waddup jetski?
Guy 2: Not much, just watching TV.
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The thing that goes vroom vroom on water
Jake"I want a thing that goes vroom vroom on water"
Adriana" oh u mean a jetski
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