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Jewbear

A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert

Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS

by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010

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Jewbear

The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.

Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"

by Nazigirl667 January 21, 2012

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Jewbear

An attractive jewish girl.

Oh man did you see Karen, she's such a jewbear.

I would love to sleep with Samantha, I heard she's a real jewbear.

Jewbears are the best type of women, they're bitchy, cheap, stubborn and know how to fuck.

by jojocircussss December 29, 2009

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jewbear

A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.

Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.

by vpunisher428 October 10, 2007

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jewbear

A bear that later in it's life chooses the religious faith of Judaism. A jewbear is also a term for a strong jew

Fuck man that jewbear is fucking strong

by lolz77 October 12, 2009

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jewbear

(N.) One who generally is at the bottom of expectations in his/her group; Someone who does something particularly annoying often.

Byron's horrible aim quickly made him the jewbear of the gang.

by 007 December 31, 2004

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JewBear

A pimpin' NewGrounds user with a good sense of style. Takes shit from no one and gets all the ladys.

JewBear is the shiznit

by JewBearNG March 23, 2005

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