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Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)
Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!
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A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)
My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.
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Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.
''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''
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A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.
Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!
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One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.
*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
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Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.
Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe
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A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.
Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.
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