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When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.
Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!
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A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.
Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.
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Hole of a jewish person, Anus, asshole of someone of jewish descent or background.
I am going to kick you in the JEWHOLE.
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an extrordinarily tight sphincter or rectum.
a rectum considered to be practically inpenetrable by most standards
Yo man, I wuz banging the bitch and went back door, but she had the worst caes of jewhole I ever saw. That sphinkie was so tight, I couldn't slide a toothy pick in the bitch!
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A descriptive term used to identify cheap bastards who hold onto any cash or cash-worthy item with the ultra strong grasp of a gay virgin's first butt plugging. These individuals will often put money before friends. A hole into which money falls into and is never seen again. JewHole.
Jay- "Hey Paco, the pizza's here. We all pitched in- where's your 5 bucks?"
Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"
Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".
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A Jewhole is a loophole that Jewish people employ, so they do not perform an "act of work" on the Sabbath or Shabbat, which is the Jewish day of rest.
Orthodox Jewish Wife: It's almost Midnight, we cannot put our groceries in the fridge, it's already the Sabbath.
(Opening a fridge often switches on the light inside, and switching on a light is considered an act of work that is prohibited by Jewish Law.)
Orthodox Jewish Husband: That's why we have Jewholes.
Orthodox Jewish Wife: What do you mean?
Orthodox Jewish Husband: I will just ask our Christian neighbour to come over and open our fridge for us.