The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.
Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.
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Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
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A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.
Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."
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