Jewish Republican

The Greatest Type of Jew.

jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?

Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.

Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.

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Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

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year of the Jewish Republican

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

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