Being jealous of jewish people
or
being a jealous jewish person
you're just jewlous that they're having a barmitzvah and you're not
/joo-ləss/adj. - 1. To be jealous of people with Jew level status, money, or power.
Francis was so jewlous of Bryan ballin out in the black Lexus with the bad ass Black chick he'd been eying, realizing he's instead at home wearing a Free Willy tshirt, cutting a hole in the roof for the crane to come lift his fat ass wife out.