Jimmy Craig

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.

Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle