jimmy shit

When you eat the chicks poon out in such a manner that she simultaneously shits and pukes.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you fucked Teresa last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.

Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

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